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The most romantic spam I've ever gotten!

Feb 12 2010

The most romantic spam I’ve ever gotten!


From: Uliana S <devnn@XXXXXXX>
Date: February 12, 2010 6:07:46 AM EST
To: “shopping@XXXXX” <shopping@XXXXX>, “shopping@XXXXX” <shopping@XXXXX>, “shopping@XXXXX” <shopping@XXXXX>, “shopping@XXXXX” <shopping@XXXXX>
Subject: greetings from me, dear

Privet, my dear friend!

Think of me always and dream of me often [SPAM URL HERE}

You don’t know how much I really do miss you. I’ve opened up a door for love I thought I locked a long time ago. You are always in my heart and on my mind. I know we are so far apart. I can’t explain how all this distance and time apart has made my love for you grow.

I don’t think anyone understands the burden I carry in my heart day by day … until I will be with you. I will be hopelessly in love with you, devoted to being with you. May God reunite us very soon. I am very hopeful that God will lead me to you.

My love, I hope you feel the same, because it would be so much worse if I will be lost in this feeling alone, without you to share it with and to share the thought of us being together. I want to make up for all our time apart.

So long
July