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About Me


I spend my days at betaworks.  In the evenings my wife and I are bossed around by our two lovely daughters.


You can email me at [my first name] @ [my last name].net




Media and Links


(While there are a few pictures of my kids here, essentially those taken and posted directly from my phone, most of the good photos and videos of my kids appear only on idbit.)


Most of my older pictures (some going back decades) are here: Josh Auerbach’s Grove Street albums, with a few at media.auerbach.net.  More recently, I’ve started posting photos to my photostream at Flickr.


For more information on my professional life, see my LinkedIn profile. You can also find me on Facebook.


If you’re looking for Steve Auerbach (my dad), you’ll find him  at Comet Sightings.


Other people to whom I’m related include the actress Bonnie Swencionis, obesity and hypnobirthing expert Charles Swencionis, counselor and educator Elly Darwin, and PR and marketing expert Alex Auerbach.





</description><title>Josh Auerbach -- the weblog of one Joshua Auerbach</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @auerbach)</generator><link>http://joshauerbach.com/</link><item><title>woodlandcreature:

The Mad Men Barbie dolls look stoned....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2qtvG5q41qznybeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://woodlandcreature.tumblr.com/post/439196826/the-mad-men-barbie-dolls-look-stoned-especially"&gt;woodlandcreature&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/10/business/media/10adco.html"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Mad Men&lt;/i&gt; Barbie dolls&lt;/a&gt; look stoned. Especially Betty.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://joshauerbach.com/post/439232899</link><guid>http://joshauerbach.com/post/439232899</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:49:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Dos Equis - The Most Interesting Man in the World Montage (via...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QI58wj4b4g0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QI58wj4b4g0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI58wj4b4g0"&gt;Dos Equis - The Most Interesting Man in the World Montage&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/baller11221122"&gt;baller11221122&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OK, this video is absolutely awesome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshauerbach.com/post/434727176</link><guid>http://joshauerbach.com/post/434727176</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:42:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This is possibly the coolest thing I’ve seen one man and an...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CzQLRPwZjIo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CzQLRPwZjIo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thenextweb.com/shareables/2010/03/04/possibly-the-coolest-thing-ive-seen-the-iphone-do-video/?awesm=tnw.to_15lai&amp;utm_medium=tnw.to-twitter&amp;utm_source=direct-tnw.to&amp;utm_content=tweetmeme"&gt;This is possibly the coolest thing I’ve seen one man and an iPhone do [video]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshauerbach.com/post/428358572</link><guid>http://joshauerbach.com/post/428358572</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:52:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The girls’ favorite song.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4m1EFMoRFvY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4m1EFMoRFvY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The girls’ favorite song.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshauerbach.com/post/428267996</link><guid>http://joshauerbach.com/post/428267996</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:39:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This logo is part of an effort by the Brady Campaign to Prevent...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrhe6aNei1qz5fszo1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This logo is part of an effort by the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence to pressure Starbucks to ban guns in its stores. (via &lt;a href="http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/facing-gun-issue-starbucks-throws-up-its-hands/19381679?icid=main%7Cmain%7Cdl1%7Clink3%7Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.aolnews.com%2Fnation%2Farticle%2Ffacing-gun-issue-starbucks-throws-up-its-hands%2F19381679"&gt;Facing Gun Issue, Starbucks Throws Up Its Hands - AOL News&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshauerbach.com/post/426278499</link><guid>http://joshauerbach.com/post/426278499</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:25:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>jakelodwick:

Today I have the honor of introducing a project...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kypnafxdSz1qz4m5bo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jakelodwick.tumblr.com/post/424219579/march3"&gt;jakelodwick&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Today I have the honor of introducing a project that’s been in development for almost two years.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In early 2008 I talked to my friend Michael about making an album for my then-new music company, Normative. He had an exciting concept: build a musical contraption, a one-man-band “rig” that looked like a big metal box, but unfolded to reveal a platform, stool, drum kit, keyboard stand, looping pedals, and a guitar. He would build the box, then make an album that could be performed live, by himself, in one sitting. I said, Sounds incredible, here’s some money, I can’t wait to see what you come up with.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He spend 4 solitary months building the sexiest, manliest instrument I’d ever seen, a few days writing the music, and another few months recording it. The album wasn’t just ‘a bunch of songs’ but a continuous story about a boy who was born laughing and whose legs kicked relentlessly, whose movement was impossible to control, who could not sleep, whose parents “took shifts, a steady rotation of looking after him, while the other one would sleep out in the car,” drumming on every conceivable surface, pounding the parents’ belongings to smithereens, immune to adult anti-psychotic medication … an individual incapable, by his nature, of being restrained; his bombastic inner fire and innocence; his relentless and violent quest for peace, and his eventual triumph.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After wrapping the record, I asked my favorite illustrator Ira if he wanted to do something kind of… weird. Let’s not make a music video and let’s not make ‘album art’. Ira, can you make a loooonnnng illustration that scrolls across the viewer’s screen for the entire 45 minute album? He said, Sounds good, pay up and I’ll get back to you in a few months.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The months dragged on (but who cares when &lt;a href="http://jakelodwick.tumblr.com/post/32344099/art-must-exist-without-compromise"&gt;ART MUST EXIST WITHOUT COMPROMISE&lt;/a&gt;?) … And he returned with 50 feet of painstakingly, achingly detailed and imaginative, hand-drawn art. Totally original stuff — the sort of magic you only get when one brilliant person tunnels into an impossibly ambitious project for a really long time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We stitched it together in After Effects, synched it with the music, and uploaded it to Vimeo. And now, well, here it is, you can watch this “&lt;a href="http://witchknots.com/illustrativescore"&gt;illustrative score&lt;/a&gt;”, this new and beautiful thing, two single-minded visions gracefully interwoven like … like snakes having sex!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But don’t watch it now, here in the Tumblr dashboard, with the lights on, your hand on your mouse, looking for the next nano-meme to microstimulate you. When you click the link below, be prepared to invest 45 minutes with your headphones on, the lights off, seated comfortably, and with fullscreen on. This is the real deal, people, and I promise it is worth watching.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/9744046"&gt;Click here to watch “MARCH 3” on Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://joshauerbach.com/post/424950518</link><guid>http://joshauerbach.com/post/424950518</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:19:39 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>soupsoup:

gregrutter:

Aisle 1: cats, aisle 2: people falling...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyq6rmKK7f1qz9muno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/424870418/gregrutter-aisle-1-cats-aisle-2-people"&gt;soupsoup&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.whatevs.net/post/424776904/aisle-1-cats-aisle-2-people-falling-down-aisle"&gt;gregrutter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Aisle 1: cats, aisle 2: people falling down, aisle 3: dicks.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://joshauerbach.com/post/424936455</link><guid>http://joshauerbach.com/post/424936455</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:11:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Sen. Gregg on reconciliation, now and then.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lFzFAAqPbMY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lFzFAAqPbMY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sen. Gregg on reconciliation, now and then.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshauerbach.com/post/424932259</link><guid>http://joshauerbach.com/post/424932259</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:09:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>soupsoup:

Briliiant use of contextual content:
Whose pocket is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyepngHADF1qz6z0no1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/411393785/briliiant-use-of-contextual-content-whose-pocket"&gt;soupsoup&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Briliiant use of contextual content:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Whose pocket is this elected official in?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sunlightfoundation.com/live/"&gt;The Sunlight Foundation&lt;/a&gt; is the &lt;span&gt;showing top campaign contributors next to the speakers when they appear on the Health Care Reform feed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://joshauerbach.com/post/411839910</link><guid>http://joshauerbach.com/post/411839910</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:03:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>soupsoup:

zoee:

Lego Boardroom Table by ABCG:

‘making the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyb7ekZYPe1qz9poso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/407438105/zoee-lego-boardroom-table-by-abcg-making-the"&gt;soupsoup&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://zoee.tumblr.com/post/407409217/lego-boardroom-table-by-abcg-making-the-simple"&gt;zoee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="Lego Boardroom Table by ABCG" href="http://www.behance.net/Gallery/Lego-Boardroom-Table/425324"&gt;Lego Boardroom Table by ABCG&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;i&gt;‘making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that’s creativity.’&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span xml:lang="EN-GB" lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Charles Mingus&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span xml:lang="EN-GB" lang="EN-GB"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span xml:lang="EN-GB" lang="EN-GB"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span xml:lang="EN-GB" lang="EN-GB"&gt;The recently formed Advertising agency Boys and Girls approached us with this problem, a gorgeous Geaorgian house with high ceilings, great spaces and original joinery, but décor that was decidedly solicitory. The brief was succinct; playful but not juvenile, they gave us the Mingus quote (above) too.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span xml:lang="EN-GB" lang="EN-GB"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://joshauerbach.com/post/407687599</link><guid>http://joshauerbach.com/post/407687599</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:26:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>gbattle:

The bit.ly URL shortener, in the wild, aka Puff...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kybeu9RUVw1qa7rw4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://leftovertakeout.com/post/407675700/the-bit-ly-url-shortener-in-the-wild-aka-puff"&gt;gbattle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The &lt;a title="Puff Daddy" href="http://bit.ly"&gt;bit.ly URL shortener&lt;/a&gt;, in the wild, aka Puff Daddy.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://anthagio.com/post/407660252/shewriteslies-markslurpee-via"&gt;[anthagio&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://shewriteslies.tumblr.com/post/407657364/markslurpee-via-hearttothesky-what-even"&gt;shewriteslies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://markslurpee.tumblr.com/post/407656292/via-hearttothesky-what-even"&gt;markslurpee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://hearttothesky.tumblr.com/"&gt;hearttothesky&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://joshauerbach.com/post/407682459</link><guid>http://joshauerbach.com/post/407682459</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:23:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Half an hour of security footage related to the killing of the...</title><description>&lt;object id="flashObj" width="400" height="339" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/4267205001?isVid=1&amp;publisherID=1543367581" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashVars" value="videoId=66672644001&amp;playerID=4267205001&amp;domain=embed&amp;" /&gt;&lt;param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /&gt;&lt;param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/4267205001?isVid=1&amp;publisherID=1543367581" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=66672644001&amp;playerID=4267205001&amp;domain=embed&amp;" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="339" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" swliveconnect="true" allowscriptaccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Half an hour of security footage related to the killing of the Hamas leader in Dubai. I’ll watch the whole video at some point — but it’s amazing how suspenseful the first few minutes are.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshauerbach.com/post/407666147</link><guid>http://joshauerbach.com/post/407666147</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:14:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Tony Haile on “Hacking the North Pole”</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="251"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://d.yimg.com/static.video.yahoo.com/yep/YV_YEP.swf?ver=2.2.46" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashVars" value="id=18211833&amp;vid=7004285&amp;lang=en-us&amp;intl=us&amp;thumbUrl=http%3A//l.yimg.com/a/p/i/bcst/videosearch/13433/102524600.jpeg&amp;embed=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://d.yimg.com/static.video.yahoo.com/yep/YV_YEP.swf?ver=2.2.46" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" bgcolor="#000000" flashvars="id=18211833&amp;vid=7004285&amp;lang=en-us&amp;intl=us&amp;thumbUrl=http%3A//l.yimg.com/a/p/i/bcst/videosearch/13433/102524600.jpeg&amp;embed=1"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tony Haile on “Hacking the North Pole”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshauerbach.com/post/399303049</link><guid>http://joshauerbach.com/post/399303049</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:00:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Old Skool Special Effects - The Making of HBO’s 1983...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Et_LsxlX8Y&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Et_LsxlX8Y&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.core77.com/blog/technology/old_skool_special_effects_-_the_making_of_hbos_1983_starship_intro_15919.asp"&gt;Old Skool Special Effects - The Making of HBO’s 1983 “Starship” Intro - Core77&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshauerbach.com/post/396691599</link><guid>http://joshauerbach.com/post/396691599</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 10:13:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>letterheady:

From 1892, a spectacularly enormous letterhead...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxzqo2afSW1qac511o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.letterheady.com/post/394757717/efwalcker"&gt;letterheady&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From 1892, a spectacularly enormous letterhead belonging to Walcker Orgelbau; a German company who have been building spectacularly enormous pipe organs since 1820.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walcker_Orgelbau"&gt;E. F. Walcker &amp; Cie&lt;/a&gt;, 1892 | &lt;a href="http://www.walckerorgel.de/gewalcker.de/2007_04.htm"&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://joshauerbach.com/post/394906824</link><guid>http://joshauerbach.com/post/394906824</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 11:53:58 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>gbattle:

URL Shortened Custom Keyword Graffiti Found In...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxxjvsjfWv1qzp5buo1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://leftovertakeout.com/post/392556256/url-shortened-custom-keyword-graffiti-found-in"&gt;gbattle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;URL Shortened Custom Keyword Graffiti Found In Bathroom.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://joshauerbach.com/post/393141749</link><guid>http://joshauerbach.com/post/393141749</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 13:58:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The most romantic spam I've ever gotten!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;From: Uliana S &lt;devnn@XXXXXXX&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Date: February 12, 2010 6:07:46 AM EST&lt;br/&gt;To: “shopping@XXXXX” &lt;shopping@XXXXX&gt;, “shopping@XXXXX” &lt;shopping@XXXXX&gt;, “shopping@XXXXX” &lt;shopping@XXXXX&gt;, “shopping@XXXXX” &lt;shopping@XXXXX&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Subject: greetings from me, dear&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Privet, my dear friend!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Think of me always and dream of me often [SPAM URL HERE}&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You don’t know how much I really do miss you. I’ve opened up a door for love I thought I locked a long time ago. You are always in my heart and on my mind. I know we are so far apart. I can’t explain how all this distance and time apart has made my love for you grow.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t think anyone understands the burden I carry in my heart day by day … until I will be with you. I will be hopelessly in love with you, devoted to being with you. May God reunite us very soon. I am very hopeful that God will lead me to you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My love, I hope you feel the same, because it would be so much worse if I will be lost in this feeling alone, without you to share it with and to share the thought of us being together. I want to make up for all our time apart.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So long&lt;br/&gt;July&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joshauerbach.com/post/385561813</link><guid>http://joshauerbach.com/post/385561813</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 09:59:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Apple Store madness. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.lewisking.net/post/318110435/apple-store-madness"&gt;lewiskingblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Apple stores don’t have “no smoking” signs. Legally they need them but they “ruin the design of the store”, so for every apple store in the UK they pay £50 a day to keep their windows sign free. Crazy shit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;EDIT: I forgot to include the source, it’s a friend who works in the Apple Store in Norwich, The evidence is the fact that they aren’t actually in the windows.&lt;/p&gt;
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